etraya | UN: JINX

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what's a ship

not the transportation means. you say the transportation means, you're not funny.

a ship is another term for a relationship

like maybe jack and jill aren't dating, but their pal kade thinks they should be and he likes the idea of them together.

he ships jack and jill.

... Oh man, this reminds me of that time I looked up Spider-Man on archiveofourown.

... who came up with this.

some nerd probably how would i know

...

(You know she wants to go Peter. Spider-man is not half as judgemental. Ugh, keeping promises.

You know she has no idea what you mean!!!!!)

what

you know what it is

that's a step closer than i was 2 seconds before you answered.

i have an approximate knowledge of many things

doesn't mean i have all the answers

whose world invented this thing.

there. one approximately answerable one.

i'm from earth
but not the same earth as anyone else here

Oh its uhhhh
A website where fans write stories about you.

I've got a lot of nickels for every time someone put me in a coffee shop AU. My favorite was the one where I was a barista in a struggling band that was trying to make it big while I was supporting my brother's higher education. But they were mostly just a bunch of self-insert fic.

Super weird

but, like

I appreciate people practicing creativity.