Well, I can. Maybe, just maybe, I'll teach you, unless you just throw the first pointy thing at people because then that doesn't count.
(He never specified, so she's going with what she feels. Now, for this drink, she'd hate to seem like a weakling, but she also doesn't want to die of alcohol poisoning as she is, actually, a weakling.
And she isn't 3028391831 meters tall as he is, she can't read or reach the top labels. Meaning she's gonna have to stand on the counter, braids dangling as she runs a finger on each of the bottles. Please, something strong-ish that she can say tastes horrible so she has a believable excuse for giving up soon.)
With your size? It's gonna take twice, or three times the time it took for mine, don't know if you'll have time here, buddy. Unless you get fake hair, that's a thing I saw in the shops somewhere.
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(He never specified, so she's going with what she feels. Now, for this drink, she'd hate to seem like a weakling, but she also doesn't want to die of alcohol poisoning as she is, actually, a weakling.
And she isn't 3028391831 meters tall as he is, she can't read or reach the top labels. Meaning she's gonna have to stand on the counter, braids dangling as she runs a finger on each of the bottles. Please, something strong-ish that she can say tastes horrible so she has a believable excuse for giving up soon.)
With your size? It's gonna take twice, or three times the time it took for mine, don't know if you'll have time here, buddy. Unless you get fake hair, that's a thing I saw in the shops somewhere.